Sorry, Everyone… there will be NO Josh Duggar Sex Tape…


I know how much this upsets you all…

Vivid Entertainment — one of the top sellers of celebrity porn videos — has no interest in making a sex tape with the disgraced reality star! “Josh Duggar is an admitted child molester and therefore we would never ever have anything to do with him!”

So that’s that. He’ll have to survive on his trust fund, I’m afraid.

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Red State Update: Kim Davis In Jail (VIDEO)

“Look for Cox and check the Box.”

That’s just one gem from John Cox failed campaign for Kim Davis’ job. And he only lost by 4%.

HOWEVER… this is by far one of the funniest political commentary videos I’ve seen in years. Can we PLEASE get these guys their own show on Comedy Central? Red State Update’s hilarious take on the state of politics in Kentucky is by far one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a while.

check out their website here.

I Kissed A Boy – Titanmen Kar Karaoke

Jesse Jackman and Dirk Caber were in shooting with us at Titanmen. It was a very long, grueling and exhausting week but typical to Titanmen, we never stopped laughing and smiling and having fun while we shot some really great stuff. This was shot literally the last thing we did that week. When we got back to the house, I dropped them off and headed to my own place in Vista Las Palmas for a weekend of heavy relaxing with a bunch of friends.

The reason it looks like it was shot through Instagram filters is that I’d spent a some time shooting Dirk diving into the pool from below and I didn’t fix the white balance or auto-aperture. Normally I’d say we should do it again, but this was fun and spontaneous enough that we figured… meh…

Besides, they live in Boston and I live in Los Angeles and that would be a long road trip.

Before anyone asks… yes, we’re all gay and Dirk and Jesse are married to each other.

The original recording is by Cobra Starship.

Chaka Khan performs It’s Raining Men

OK so we all love Chaka Khan. We all love the Weather Girls’ classic “It’s Raining Men.”

One of the biggest surprises is how Chaka Khan didn’t actually seems to know the song well enough to perform it. But it’s still Chaka so even when she’s a it panicky about remembering any of the words she still sounds and looks amazing.

The second biggest surprise is that “It’s Raining Men” was written by Paul Shaffer.

Biggest surprise, of course, is Pau Shaffer is straight.

Embarrassingly Failed Attempts by Canadian Pop Stars to be Sexy.

Ricky J – No Means No

A truly foul song that could better be described as “The Date Rape Song.” Somehow the song’s protagonist thinks that the bored-sounding female who keeps turning him down will change her mind as he begs her to “hit it” and “get up in it.”

More confusing is his pleading with his… intended victim that “I can do it for a minute, girl.” A minute? Really? That’s all he can do? That’s just pathetic.

While Ricky himself could be kinda cute, with that gettup he looked more like a flasher. Hope the girl kicked him in the balls.


Tu – Stay With Me

Two twin sisters, Amanda and Cassandra. Now, they could sing… and they actually wrote most of the songs. Had they lived in England, their songs would have been given to Sheena Easton to sing and they all would have made bank. Unfortunately, they lived in Canada and someone thought… “let’s give them poodle hair, hooker dresses and boxing gloves. Oh and light them from below like in a horror movie and make it rain on them. That will look GREAT in the video.”

It didn’t.

Note the one dance move at 1:02 that almost looks like Amanda is about to give Cassandra a rim job.


more disaster pieces after the jump…

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Whippedlash (Parody of Whiplash)

So when I’m not making porn, I spend a lot of time making some pretty diverse videos just for the fun of it.

Here’s a Funny Or Die parody of the movie Whiplash that I made with some friends. You’ll recognize Heather Olt from Fox’s Justified and Birthday Cake (the comedy movie I worked on last year that you can now see on HULU).