CNN “Reporter” and professional bimbo Rachel Crane can’t fit the iPhone into the front pocket of her work-inappropraite pants.

Yes, before anyone else says it, it’s very sexist to make fun of dumber-than-average women by calling them Bimbo. YOU try to make it through this excruciating fluff piece by Rachel Crane without thinking it. I dare you.

In this baffling “news” story, Ms. Crane entertains us with many close-ups of her butt and crotch as she tries very very hard to squeeze an iPhone 6 and iPhone 6+ into the front pocket. Funny enough on its own, the act is made funnier by the skank jeans that are so tight she has trouble walking in them for the gratuitous butt shot.

Does she really wear those things to work?

She struggles with the phone in a way you generally only see frustrated house wives struggle with a Saran Wrap roll in informercials.

By the end, Rachel has decided on the iPhone 6 because she doesn’t wear cargo pants or something.

Honestly, I thought all the bubble-headed blondes were working at Fox.

5 replies
  1. alt107
    alt107 says:

    Funny how your dumb ass would know what was or was not work appropriate to wear at CNN. No, you’re too busy looking at Ms. Crane’s butt shots and writing about them obviously with one hand on this P.O.S. blog of your’s or posting picks of male dicks. Get a life you gay bastard and keep your mouth shut.


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