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Making Cauke: Scene Two “I Can’t Vote, I’m Canadian.”

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Any time you’re making a movie, you have to constantly adjust, change, rearrange and add things… Cauke for President was no different.
Each scene starts with an audio commentary from a morning “shock jock” radio station with the voice parts played by Don Mike and me. Instead of having the audio play over a screen shot of JoeMyGod, we instead had the radio show playing on the actual radio while David drove Luke to a neighborhood he said was “Full of Reagan Democrats.”

I had planned two specialty drone shots to give the opening sequence some visual punch, but like technology often does… the drone wasn’t cooperating. Hours trying to solve the issue and more time spent on the phone with tech support ascertained that… it wasn’t going to fly. Literally. The drone could shoot video but not fly.

But… since it COULD shoot video, it gave us an idea.

To those drone shots in the start of the scene, we had to… get creative.

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I’m a diminutive 5-foot-6 but Keith Webb… he’s tall. So for the opening shot, he held the drone over his head and walked orbiting the car as it pulled up to the curb. For the following shot with Luke walking up to the house, he climbed to the top of the ladder and perched precariously over enough cactus to do some serious damage if he fell. I stood behind him controlling the up/down pan of the onboard camera and we got the shots we wanted.

Click Here to Watch The Trailer.

OH… and since we shot the in-car footage with a Go-Pro stuck to the inside of the windshield, the audio wasn’t usable. So we then went inside and recorded the dialogue and matched it up with the video later in editing. I haven’t actually had to ADR a shot like that in a long time. But the end effect is worth it.
We had originally planned just three scenes for the movie with the added jerk off scene to open it. But we were so happy with what we had and had started to notice a lot of attention bubbling up about what we were doing. We had started the Mike Cauke Twitter and Instagram account, launched a website and people had taken some notice.

cauk_bts_AdamLuke_1304We decided we’d give them a bit more to enjoy. Which meant we added a whole extra scene.

Keith wrote the script for this one while I was busy working on editing and the comedic between-scene setups.

He came up with the idea of having a young, innocent campaign volunteer being seduced by a possible voter. The sex scene itself was actually a pretty easy one to shoot. Adam Ramzzi and Luke Adams were both bang-on in their scene that takes place on the front entryway to one of the Titan houses in Palm Springs. But trying to make it flow well with the rest of the movie was the important part. We chose to get David Benjamin to come and play a non-sexual cameo role in the same character he plays in scene 3 with Tex Davidson.

Luke plays the innocent young man perfectly and Adam plays the sexually aggressive potential voter exactly how we wanted it…

finally… just as an in-joke I added the line about how “I can’t vote, I’m Canadian.” That’s true, technically, but it’s also what I always tell canvassers who come to my door while I’m too busy making porn to hear a stump speech.

You can Click Here  to see the whole scene over at Titanmen.com.

Making Cauke: Shooting Scene 1

cauk_bts_iPhone_AdamLuke_1499It’s been in the works for nearly a year. Keith Webb and I independently had the same idea… making a gay porn movie that would skewer closeted gay conservative politicians who publicly vote against the rights of GBLT people while privately being gay.

We spent a while going back and forth on ideas… do we make this a straight-forward “porn parody” or do we make it more serious? Do we make it about a real-life politician or do we just make a composite character based on the MANY different guys who fit the profile?

cauk_bts_iPhone_TexDavid_1603We chose to create a fictional character and use aspects of many different people… there were a lot of stories ripe for the picking. We chose to have a few light-hearted moments but not to make a “comedy” at all. Neither Keith or I have ever been accused of being that funny.

Keith came up with the name “Mike Cauke.” It’s pronounced “Coke” but looks like “Cock.” It gave us a good running joke to help tie the scenes together and if you say “Mike Cauke” fast, it sounds like you’re saying “My Cock.” Yes, it’s a silly joke… that’s the point. Once we had that, it was just a matter of choosing a title. Again.. Keith came up with “Cauke For President” and we knew then just how much fun we were about to have.

Once we had our rough script put together, we had to concentrate on how to fine tune it all and pull it off. We needed our leading man. He needed to look like a wholesome young man. No tattoos, no piercings and have that midwestern corn-fed look. He had to be able to act enough to carry off the dialogue and he had to be a good porn performer BUT we wanted a totally unknown actor to play him.

cauk_bts_iPhone_DallasMatthew_1594We found our Senator Cauke in Matthew Bosch. A friend of Jesse Jackman and Dirk Caber who had recently mentioned to his friends that he was maybe interested in making porn. He had all the parts we needed… literally. Not only did he have the look of Wally Cleaver, he had a ripped body, a killer smile, a big round bubble butt… he also had a HUGE, thick uncut dick.

Perfect.

Weeks of rewrites, location choices, more rewrites, buying new gear and planning specialty shots with new cameras and gear… and we were ready to go. Nick Prescott was chosen as his first-ever scene partner not only because he’s hot and fun and we knew the two would hit it off… but because Nick is a great “first scene partner.” He’s patient and encouraging to new guys and we knew we could rely on him to help Matthew hit it out of the park the first time. There was a lot of pressure on Matthew here… his first movie was going to be a pretty big event and the movie would open with a solo jerk off scene followed by a bottoming scene and would require some actual acting. He’d be on the cover of the movie, featured in two scenes and we were planning a pretty big news blitz. He had to have a good supporting cast and crew to pull it off. We did. He did. The resulting scene with Nick and Matthew is about as perfect as it could get.

cauk_bts_NickMatthew_1656No porn shoot goes off without a hitch and this wasn’t any different. Nick’s plane was delayed 24 hours and he sat in an airport for a full day waiting to make it to Palm Springs where we were shooting two of the scenes. We chose not to recast but instead spend half of the first day alone with Matthew… taking still shots, getting all of the B-roll of him doing his solo jerk off, jogging through the streets of Palm Springs for the story set-up… even doing his mock campaign ads.

Nick arrived at 3PM after traveling and sitting in airports for 30 hours… he walked in the door, grabbed a small bite to eat, hopped in the shower and was naked, hard and in front of a rolling camera by 3:30. THAT is how much of a reliable rock Nick Prescott is. Even with all of that, Nick took the bull by the horn, became best buddies with Matthew in no time, gave him all the tips and tricks and helped him through his first-scene jitters and before dinner was served, we had a top-notch, bang-on porn scene shot that we’re ALL proud of.

Watch/download the movie at Titanmen.

Sorry, Everyone… there will be NO Josh Duggar Sex Tape…

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I know how much this upsets you all…

Vivid Entertainment — one of the top sellers of celebrity porn videos — has no interest in making a sex tape with the disgraced reality star! “Josh Duggar is an admitted child molester and therefore we would never ever have anything to do with him!”

So that’s that. He’ll have to survive on his trust fund, I’m afraid.

Read more.

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…and THAT is the closest you’ll ever see to me bottoming… while sober.

A completely work-inappropriate out-take from an as-yet-untitled Titanmen movie with Adam Herst and Eric Nero.

This was the first-ever scene that Eric shot (although he’ll make his debut in Pacific Coast coming out very soon at Titanmen) and I was teaching him how to pose so we could see everything while he was bottoming in missionary position.

This movie should be out in a couple of months (without my bearish ass, you’ll be happy to hear).

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How to Colour Correct an Asshole with your Host Jasun Mark.

Why learn how to do Final Cut Pro with boring stock images when you can use porn, right?

I figured I’d give you a bit of a glimpse into the techniques of how I do my colour correcting the edited movies. Doing the final polish on colour is when you take it from being an edited video to a movie. That means a lot of what we call “Pixel Fucking.”

Here’s me colour correcting a 5-second clip from the upcoming Titanmen movie Pacific Coast starring Ricky Decker and Eric Nero. Pacific Coast also stars Titanmen Exclusives Hunter Marx and Jesse Jackman with Trent Davis and Donnie Dean.

hope you enjoy…

Coming out soon at Titanmen.com

Dean Monroe for Boy Butter. No, really. This is a real commercial.

Dean Monroe for Boy Butter. No, really. This is a real commercial.

I adore Dean, he’s the star of three of my favorite scenes I’ve ever directed.

with Morgan Black (here), with Kevin Crows (here) and (easily in my top 3) with John Magnum and Devin Draz (here).

Boy Butter is calling this “the first gay infomercial,” and it’s apparently going to run on American TV in 2015.

Oh. Oh my…

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The Final Mix and Polish (with Eddy CeeTee and Hugh Hunter)

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So I’m in the final stretch here. Doing my final pass at the scene with Hugh Hunter bottoming for Eddy CeeTee.

In a lot of ways, this is the hardest part. This is where you second guess everything you do. It’s where you go back again and again and again to recheck your colour balances and levels, polish your audio and fine tune your crops.

It’s where I add things like a steady cam filter to smooth out any shaky camera work, it’s where I do my best to EQ out every mic hum, every car horn…

You second guess yourself a lot.

But I think I’m finally done here. This movie is still untitled. It’s listed as “Fuck Buddies” on our release schedule but I’m sure there’ll be a better title before it finally gets released. But the scene is great and I can’t wait for people to finally see Hugh Hunter in action.