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How to Colour Correct an Asshole with your Host Jasun Mark.

Why learn how to do Final Cut Pro with boring stock images when you can use porn, right?

I figured I’d give you a bit of a glimpse into the techniques of how I do my colour correcting the edited movies. Doing the final polish on colour is when you take it from being an edited video to a movie. That means a lot of what we call “Pixel Fucking.”

Here’s me colour correcting a 5-second clip from the upcoming Titanmen movie Pacific Coast starring Ricky Decker and Eric Nero. Pacific Coast also stars Titanmen Exclusives Hunter Marx and Jesse Jackman with Trent Davis and Donnie Dean.

hope you enjoy…

Coming out soon at Titanmen.com

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If I did Porn Parodies of every David Fincher movie…

David Fincher is my favorite living director. I’ve hung on every one of his movies since his first (Alien3) until the most recent Gone Girl. I’m still hoping that the success of Gone Girl will lead to a second Dragon Tattoo movie, but I’ll be happy to see him do anything.

IMG_4790But… I mean, I do make porn and what it porn without the odd parody? While I’ve never actually made a porn parody before, I’m not totally opposed to the idea. I even had hoped to work on a second Whorry Potter movie with Dominic Ford and even offered to do a walk-on.

So this brings me back to David Fincher. If was going to make a parody, I’d probably want to use my favorite director as inspiration so it would make sense that his movies would be where I’d start. (my favorite director ever was Kubrick but his one venture into porn, the abysmal Eyes Wide Shut, showed that you can’t make Kubrick sexy even if you’e Kubrick. My “runner up” director would be Terry Gilliam but not sure how one could turn any of those into porn movies, either. Aside from maybe 12 Monkeys, and even that would be a stretch.)

And then… the titles. A good porn parody is nothing without a good title. You have to know what movie it’s referencing and the title has to be funny and a dirty innuendo. So… if I did parodies of the 10 David Fincher movies… this is what I’d call them….

1. Fight Club – Fuck Club
2. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo – The Guy With The Drag Queen Tattoo
3. Gone Girl – Gone Gay
4. Alien3  – Gaylien3
5. The Game – The Gay
6. Se7en – Se7en Inch”s
7. Zodiac – Jake Gyllenhaal fucked in a basement by a tatted-up Pagan who owns a rep movie house, who cares what it’s called?
8. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – The Curious Taste of Benjamin Bottom
9. Panic Room – Play Room
10. The Social Network – Grindr.

 

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Coming Soon…

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My next Titanmen movie Morning Wood will be released this month.

Some might remember that last year, I’d shot the first scene with Josh West and Jesse Jackman. Also in this movie are Dario Beck, Tom Wolfe (I’ll have a story about that scene soon), Nick Prescott and Tyler Edwards.

Coming soon to Titanmen.

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Antonio Da Silva’s ‘Dancers.’ Hot men dancing naked… yes.

Anton Da Silva has brought us some of the hottest erotica art videos I’ve ever seen. His video Gingers is still on my regular view list and his clips Bankers and Mates are classic “quick gay sex” videos that will blow your mind with how beautifully shot they are while still managing to remain “porn” in the classic sense.

Thirty-five Portuguese dancers undress in front of the camera. They become the object of desire with a sensual provocative performance. Eclectic dance disciplines help this film to explore an exhibitionist view of the male nude.

This is a statement about the current financial situation in Portugal and the lack of fundings to support artistic initiatives. All contributions from this film will be given to the participants of DANCERS film, to encourage and inspire them, for them to give you one more private dance! These artists are not afraid to challenge the general thinking about male nudity and they showcase the potential of creative Portuguese performance arts.

After all, the penis also can dance.

Check out Dancers here.

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PROJECT: PHOENIX Episode 6: “Happy Trails to You”

PROJECT: PHOENIX
an original web series for zombiebakeshop.com

Written and Directed by Chad Darnell
Executive Producers: Patrick Murray, Diane Ademu-John, Tina Travis and Chad Darnell
Producer: Kathy Weiss
Starring: Lee Meriwether, Sherilyn Fenn, James Logan, Shanda Lee Munson, Linc Hand, Justin Welborn, and Kathy Deitch.

We had a GREAT time doing this series. We shot the whole thing in 5 days, a budget of $12,000 and a fantastic cast. We’ve learned a LOT from doing this series and I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed it. We’re still hoping to do a season 2, but it’s become such a launch pad for all of our careers, that might have to wait a while. Tell me in the comments what you think.

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