September 2014

Sorry

Dumbledore sings

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That Awkward Moment.

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That awkward moment when you and your 6 other male motorcycle riding, leather-wearing friends all go into a Lush to buy skincare products together and the sales girl excitedly tells you about the new product launch they’re having the following week, trying to get you excited with “there’ll be naked ladies here.” After a blank look that lasts a good 10 seconds, the other sales person leans over and whispers in her ear what I can only guess is “you idiot, this is a group of 6 gay men buying massage bars and facial masks for what’s going to end up a big fur pile party by the end of the night and they’re not interested in naked ladies.”

And then you continue your blank look.

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