Dear Tom Hardy, next time just say this…


Seems Tom Hardy got asked yet again about whether he’s gay or not. He was pissed and it showed. So he not only came off as a bit of a dick (and not his fault, honestly) but he missed an opportunity to put an end to the rumors. Instead of just answering the question, he made a big production about of pretending he didn’t understand the question.

The “what are you on about” part is silly. He knew exactly what the reporter was asking about.


Here’s what he SHOULD have said.

“[gentle laugh] I’m never going to live that down, am I? OK.. so a few years ago I was talking about how I had played gay roles before because I’m an actor, and someone misunderstood that to mean I had had gay sex in my personal life. Partially my fault, I didn’t word it very well. I’m not desperate to clear my name or anything, but I don’t want people to think I’m closeted or openly gay and then think I’m a hypocrite being married with two kids… because… you know… I’m married with two kids. That said, we’ve already been over this many times and I’m not sure what else I can add to the conversation other than, No I’m not gay but if I was, you’d personally be maybe ¾ the way up the list below Brad Pitt but above Hugh Jackman because that guy is CRAZY.”


Day Drinking is SO much cooler when you call it “Going To Venice Beach.”

Sunday in LA. Too hot to go hiking or bike riding, too nice out to hide inside. Venice Beach is a very odd amalgam of street performers, street artists, hippies, body builders, skate boarders, stoners, tourists and locals who come to see the show. You’ll see some cool art, you’ll see some angry political radicals ranting about… things. You’ll see local kids playing basketball and people with huge pet snakes charging you a dollar to have your picture taken with it wrapped around your neck.

There are some disturbing things… homeless people asking well-dressed tourists for change, people selling exhausted-looking puppies. It’s never really clear if this is just people whose dog has had unwanted puppies or if this is a back-alley puppy mill making puppies and selling them for $25 to total strangers.

But there are also some wonderful things you’ll see. Mostly just a very fun sense of community that prevails even in an area that’s so diverse and insane. It’s one of my favorite parts of the city.

Even Fox News thinks Kim Davis’ Lawyers are “Ridiculously Stupid.”

Even Fox News thinks Kim Davis’ Lawyers are “Ridiculously Stupid.”

Even the far right-wing Fox News has had to concede that Kim Davis is “applying for the job of Martyr.” On Monday’s edition of Happening Now, trial attorney Chip Merlin pointed out that when a judge personally orders you do to something, you do it. You don’t have the option to ignore an order from a judge.

You’re really going to want to watch this one…

On Monday’s edition of Happening Now, trial attorney Chip Merlin pointed out that anyone who violates a judge’s order should “expect to be thrown in jail.”

“She can still practice her faith,” Fox News host Gregg Jarrett noted. “Just not on the job in a way that interferes with the legal rights of the citizens she serves. And in fact, the U.S. Supreme Court said so nine years ago.”

“She’s a hypocrite,” criminal defense attorney Sharon Liko agreed. “She’s applying for the job of a martyr. She wants to practice her faith by not issuing marriage licenses. Yet, she will not agree to let the deputy county clerks issue marriage licenses even if it’s okay with their faith.” Read more at Raw Story.

Vagina Wolf

Vagina Wolf

This was a bit of a dream gig. Back in 1980 I was 11 and just discovering New Wave. My collection of 45s started to stack up higher and higher (my allowance afforded me two per week) and from my room, the sounds of The B-52’s, Blondie, The Flying Lizards, Martha And The Muffins, M, The Buggles, The Motels, The Knack and The Cars would echo through my house.

One song you wouldn’t hear was Rough Trade’s High School Confidential. It wasn’t that I didn’t like the song, I loved it. I played it a lot. Just at a much lower volume. The lyrical content was WAY too sexual and I didn’t want my parents to hear it and take the record away from me. A year later they came out with an album called “For Those Who Think Young” and I bought the 7″ single for their song “All Touch No Contact.” If you followed my career closely, you might recognize “All Touch” as the name of a scene I shot for Cocksure Men starring John Magnum and Morgan Black. That’s where I got the name.

Rough Trade were a great band but I didn’t really now that, yet. All I knew is that they were a New Wave band with an androgynous female lead singer named Carole Pope who was both feminine and still tough, strong and fearless.

A year later after I’d added bands like Talking Heads, Missing Persons, The Police, The Tubes, X and XTC to my collection and would dutifully get my allowance on Saturday and take it directly to the record store to buy… a record. Or two.

One of those Saturday shopping excursions brought me to the Sam The Record Man in Moncton, New Brunswick and staring directly at me was the new Rough Trade album “Shaking The Foundations.” The cover was bold and shocking… taking the “knocked over martini glass” image from their first album and incorporating it with an image that appeared to show a 50s mom aiming a shotgun at her husband’s head. The symbolism of that cover with the album’s name perfectly summed up how I saw the world and felt about my place in a straight world that expected me to just be like everyone else. I was 13 by this point and finding my inner edgy biker. Instead of buying the 7″ of the first single “Crimes Of Passion,” I just bought that album. It became my personal soundtrack for that year.

Crimes Of Passion was a very sexual song. Even more than High School Confidential. It was also the first time I ever heard anyone singing about gay male sex and sexuality. Yes, the story ended with the jilted lover one of the men holding the other one at knifepoint, but before that they were just “Johnny and Eddy laying in bed” with their legs entwined looking like two young gods. I had never heard gay men referred to as “gods” before, either. Even with the violent tone of the song, I found an odd pride in knowing that gay men could be godly… could be masculine and strong. The video didn’t hesitate to show a live-action depiction of the men in bed together, either… that for me was huge. Probably part of the reason I wanted to become a porn director even back then… I wanted to make movies that would evoke that shocking sexuality.

Side note… one of the lines mentions the “sickly sweet smell of amyl.” Being 13 and living in a very remote farming village I had never heard of poppers or amyl nitrate so I thought they line was “sticky sweet smell of apple.” I thought they were burning incense. Meh… I was 13.

For the first time I had an album by them and was able to get more of a handle on what “kind” of band they were. While their singles were all sexually-charged New Wave dance tracks, their albums showed a stunning breadth of styles. Much like Blondie… while the singles were all radio-friendly New Wave pop tunes, their albums showed the band were more of a cross-genre pop review. You’d get cabaret-style piano ballads, jazzy songs, haunting down-beat tracks, very theatrical songs that felt more like parts of musicals.

By 1983 I was in 9th grade and they came out with Weapons, probably my favorite album by them. It melded rock, synth-based dance tracks, a couple of vaudeville-like tracks (One of those called “On With The Show” didn’t surface until the CD reissue), melancholic ballads… They were solidified as one of my favorite bands ever with that album. I still, however, had to hide the albums from my parents who would have probably fainted at the cover art alone.

Carole and Kevin only released one more album (1984’s O Tempra O Mores) before splitting up and going their separate ways.

I followed Carole’s career since then. Many times I’d fight my way to the front of the crowd at her shows in Toronto and yell out “STELLA” at just the right time during High School Confidential.

And now, over 30 years since I first became a fan, I’ve finally had the chance to direct a video for Carole. This is her song Vagina Wolf, inspired by the movie of the same name. We had very little budget for this video, but we didn’t really feel we needed much. Since the movie is about making a movie, I thought that dressing her in black like a 40s movie theater usher and wrapping her in the red velvet curtains of a movie theater would look good. I brought in that artifacting of projector dust and light leaks. The gold mic was Carole’s idea. She wanted a bit of slightly campy glam to it. I think it works perfectly.

There were actually two separate cuts of this video. I had her do a few takes looking sad and dark; serious and intense. Then we did separate takes of her looking happy and smiling. I cut two separate videos, one with each emotion and after viewing a few times, we both agreed that the “campy glam” version fits the tone of the song better.

I also love her vocal performance of this song which was written to be a nod to the 60s Shirley Bassey bond themes.

So I can cross “direct a video for Carole Pope” off my to-do list. Although… I think you’ll see more collaborations in the future. We’re both happy with the end result and we had a great time doing this.

Hope you like it.

Sorry, Everyone… there will be NO Josh Duggar Sex Tape…


I know how much this upsets you all…

Vivid Entertainment — one of the top sellers of celebrity porn videos — has no interest in making a sex tape with the disgraced reality star! “Josh Duggar is an admitted child molester and therefore we would never ever have anything to do with him!”

So that’s that. He’ll have to survive on his trust fund, I’m afraid.

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The Titanmen Summer Beach Party Playlist.

I put out the call to my Titanmen friends and asked for suggestions for a Summer Beach Party Playlist.. We got quite a few suggestions and they’re pretty varied… from the country song Dallas Steele suggested, the Classical track from Jesse Jackman, the trance from Hunter Marx, the classic 50s track from Dario Beck and the Madonna remix by Jesse Ares… we got quite an eclectic mix.

Here’s the tracks… enjoy…

  1. Del & Xavier – Let Me Tickle Your Fancy (Suggested by Nick Prescott)
  2. Super Humanoids – Anxious In Venice (Suggested by Jasun Mark)
  3. Röyksopp – Ice Machine (Suggested by Jesse Jackman)
  4. Wynn Stewart – Another Day Another Dollar (Suggested by Dallas Steele)
  5. Sheryl Crow – Soak Up The Sun (Suggested by Tom Nero)
  6.  Kavinsky – Nightcall (Suggested by François Sagat)
  7. Scissor Sisters – Take Your Mama (Suggested by Eric Nero)
  8. Diablo BLVD – Beyond The Veil (Suggested by Jasun Mark)
  9. The Weeknd – The Hills (Suggested by Eric Nero)
  10. Ivy Levan – The Dame Says (Suggested by David Benjamin)
  11. Justice – Civilization (Suggested by Jesse Jackman)
  12. Madonna – Living For Love (Offer Nissim Remix) (Suggested by Jessy Ares)
  13. Nat King Cole – Lazy Hazy Crazy Days Of Summer (Suggested by Dario Beck)
  14. Joni Mitchell – Both Sides Now (2000 version) (Suggested by David Benjamin)
  15. Bustamante – Cobarde (Suggested by Dario Beck)
  16. Dirk Caber – Piano Miniature No. 7 “Fantastique” (Suggested by Jesse Jackman)
  17. Y.V.E. 48 – On The Road (Lekesch & Schekel Remix) (Suggested by Hunter Marx)
  18. Ellie Goulding – Burn (Tiesto Remix) (Suggested by Hunter Marx)


Red State Update: Kim Davis In Jail (VIDEO)

Red State Update: Kim Davis In Jail (VIDEO)

“Look for Cox and check the Box.”

That’s just one gem from John Cox failed campaign for Kim Davis’ job. And he only lost by 4%.

HOWEVER… this is by far one of the funniest political commentary videos I’ve seen in years. Can we PLEASE get these guys their own show on Comedy Central? Red State Update’s hilarious take on the state of politics in Kentucky is by far one of the most entertaining things I’ve seen in a while.

check out their website here.